Zombie Apocalypse Survival Guide And 15 Essential Kits

Zombie Apocalypse (a joke. maybe?)

With a nuclear mission set forth by North Korea and pre-existing concerns with our own homefront (U.S.), it’s becoming more alarming yet clear that the zombie apocalypse may be right around the corner. To be frank, we have pharm companies that can pay their way into any political decision taken all around the world and eventually one of the geniuses will spill it over. We just need to sit and wait till we see who will be that “Umbrella Corp”. Or do we?

Survival Guide

Our team of (certified by each other) zombie survival experts decided that we would not sit and wait for zombies to overrun us but decided instead, “to be prepared” with a survival guide.

Zombie Survival Kit

These are 14 essential items you need to survive zombie apocalypse like a pro.

1. Z-Hunter blade set

Z-hunter zombi slayer knife set

 
One blade might be good, but several blades are better, especially if you’re planning on facing down a zombie horde. That’s why this Z-Hunter Survival Blade Collection is such a savage set, because it has all the blades you’ll need to get by and thrive! This three-piece set includes a trio of bladed weapons that combine the best features of many blades, all into three efficient items. The set also includes a full-length machete, a trailsman machete, and a survival knife. Yeah, it’s that serious.

2. Conserved food – MRE

MRE – Meals Ready To Eat Zombie Survival Food

 
Don’t sacrifice your hot meals just because the world is doomed. Here is how you get it: with a flameless heater. 30 mL of any type of water activates it. That means you can have a hot meal without a fire and boiling water. If you want you can eat it cold because all food is pre-cooked. MREs will only last 5 years because they’re retort packaged.

3. Water filter – Katadyn

Katadyn Water Filter For Zombie Survivors

 
The name says it all: you get a versatile combination filter that moves effortlessly. No matter where, the replaceable activated carbon means chemical-free filtering. You end up with tasty, odor-free, thirst-quenching water. This cleanable silver-impregnated ceramic provides water treatment you can believe in. Useful features during the massive zombie attack include effectiveness against microorganisms and chemicals.

4. Bite Resistant Outfit

BitePRO® Bite Resistant Hoodie

Zombie Bite Resistant Hoodie

 
Manufactured using Cut-Tex® PRO, our ground-breaking bite resistant material that reduces the risk of human teeth from penetrating the wearer’s skin. Cut-Tex® PRO used on the entire garment providing excellent bite resistance and highest possible cut resistance.

BitePRO® Bite Resistant Arm Guards

Zombie Bite Resistant Arm Guards

 
Manufactured using Cut-Tex® PRO, their ground-breaking bite resistant material that reduces the risk of human teeth from penetrating the wearer’s skin.

CRG1 Cut Resistant Kevlar Gloves

CRG1 Zombie Bite Resistant Kevlar Gloves

 
CRG1 gloves feature a durable synthetic leather palm and flexible neoprene/spandex shell to deliver form-fitting comfort. KEVLAR® material in the palm provides moderate cut resistance to the inside palm of your hand.

5. Luminox Recon Nav Series Watches

Luminox Navigation Specialist Zombie Watch

 
The Navigation Specialist is the person responsible for keeping the patrol on the designated route until the target is reached, keeping on track with the use of a map, a compass, and GPS. The new NAV SPC models have a 46mm case. The dial incorporates an easy to read walking speed tachymeter, either in kilometer or miles per hour. Zombie specialists believe post-zombie world will move to the metric system making this feature extra useful. It also holds a removable compass.
 
All watches in the RECON Series feature a second color countdown zone on the dial, a dive timing unidirectional ratcheting bezel, highly scratch resistant sapphire crystal with antireflective coatings, a walking speed scale. Watches are packaged in a tactical MOLLE/PALS (a standard carry system used in the military that means (“Modular Lightweight Load-carrying Equipment”/“Pouch Attachment Ladder System”) compatible sunglass case.

6. Timberland PRO Steel Toe Boots

Timberland Pro Steel Toe Zombie Boots

 
Work boots for those who spend long hours on their feet: these 8-inch waterproof steel toe boots take on any terrain and any job with rugged outsoles, abrasion-resistant leather, and exclusive anti-fatigue technology. The additional features we liked is a metallic puncture-resistant plate for flexible underfoot protection.

7. Trekker Solar Military Camo Backpack

Trekker Military Solar Backpack

 
Trekker Solar Backpack with MOLLE system features multiple organizer pockets for smart phones, iPods, and accessories, including a felt lined, zippered tablet or iPad compartment. The pack features a large main cavity for gear, extra clothing, or books when traveling. The side panels are MOLLE system compatible for quick access to critical gear. The backpack features a removable padded waist strap. The integrated thin-film solar charging module provides up to 4 Watts of power using a USB connector with a 500mA output to charge your handheld electronics quickly and efficiently. Charge your smartphone, iPhone, tablet, iPad, even your GoPro camera You can trickle charge your device during casual commutes or long hikes with the backpack using your existing USB cord. The result is an extension of battery life, and a source for charging when traveling in remote areas where traditional charging sources are not available, or in emergency situations.

8. TNH Outdoor double hammock

 

Above Zombies Tree Hammock

Parachute style double camping hammock has the strength you need and durability you can trust. It’s everything you need to hang around and hang high. The hammock kit includes a complete and portable package with tree straps. Easy-Squeeze child friendly wire gate carabiner connections make set up a breeze, and get you enjoying your surroundings quickly and easily. Triple stitched daisy chain straps have a 30 hitch point capacity. These tree straps love trees and hold more secure because wider straps equals better hold.

9. Swiss Safe First Aid Kit

Swiss Safe Zombie Apocalypse First Aid Kit

 
2-in-1 First Aid Emergency Kit comes with 120 medical grade items in a compact, flexible, durable design, weighing only 1.2 pounds. Includes Stainless Steel Trauma Shears, Instant Ice Pack, Survival Tools, and 32-Piece Mini 1st Aid Kit. Manufactured from FDA approved facility exceeding safety standards for emergency first aid, for adults and kids.

10. Cold Steel Brooklyn Smasher Baseball Bat

Brooklyn Smasher Zombie Crusher Baseball Bat

 

A real zombie crusher. Ever since their release back in 2006, the Brooklyn Series of Baseball Bats have been consistent fan favorites. Precision injection molded out of the heaviest grade high-impact polypropylene that can be found, they are not only stronger than most traditional bats, but they are more durable too. These unimaginably strong bats won’t rot, crack, or splinter or even fade. You needn’t worry about zombie blood affecting them either since they’re almost impervious to the elements and clean up with little more than soap and water. Perfect for zombie reckon missions, they can be used as action bats, practice and warm-up bats or even serve as zombie skull crush trainers to develop strength and hand/eye coordination for newbie zombie slayers.

11. MyCanoe Foldable Zombie Escape Boat

MyCannoe Foldable Zombie Escape Boat

 
Zombies reached you in the ground, sail away with MyCanoe. MyCanoe 2.5 is an award winning lightweight, patented origami folding canoe. It is a quality folding canoe that turns into a beautiful Canadian canoe in 10 minutes. It’s full sized 14.5 ft with two seats are perfect for sharing with family and friends for a quick trip to the water. When it is folded to a case, it can be carried with ease.

12. CenterPoint Sniper 370 Crossbow

Sniper 370 Zombie Slayer Crossbow

 
One of the most popular zombie hunting crossbows stand out with features like tactical AR-style adjustable stock, quad limbs with precision CNC Machined Cam System with anti-dry Fire and auto-safety trigger mechanism. Sniper 370 has a lightweight & durable CNC Machined aluminum rail with shoot through aluminum riser and adjustable fore-grip and picatinney rail for accessorizing. Bonus for zombie hunters are 4x32mm scope, 20 inch carbon bolts, quiver, rope cocker and shoulder sling.

13. Ferrocerium Fire Starter

Ferroserium Fire Starter

 
Whether you are a zombie survivalist, or simply enjoy hunting them, and are forced to camping, bushcraft, building fires to distract the zombies, you’ll want this tool in your pack. Magnesium rod and stainless steel scraper makes fire starting simple and is designed to last through repeated and rigorous use. Ferro rod gives you up to 12,000 strikes that will let you start fires even in extreme weather conditions. Strike rod with scraper to create sparks up to 5,500 degrees F to ignite a fire. Ferro rod and striker are held on paracord lanyard making it easy to keep handy. Striker doubles as a multi-function tool. Not to mention, this also includes an emergency whistle. A fire starter can also be used as a signal in emergencies.

14. Garmin eTrex 20x

Suggested by zombie hunter – F. Kanoatov

eTrex supports geocaching GPX files for downloading geocaches and details straight to your unit. eTrex stores and displays key information, including location, terrain, difficulty, hints and descriptions. With its high-sensitivity GPS receiver and satellite prediction, eTrex locates your position quickly and precisely. It maintains its GPS location even in heavy zombie siege and deep canyons.

 

The eTrex series is the first-ever consumer-grade receivers that can track both GPS and GLONASS satellites simultaneously. When using GLONASS satellites, a system developed by the Russian Federation, the time it takes for the receiver to ‘lock on’ to a position is approximately 20 percent faster than using GPS.

 
Plan your next search for zombie survivors

15. Zombie Pet – Osung Complete Dental Extraction Set

Complete Dental Extraction Set

 
New world and new reality where the line between survival and ethics is very thin. If you want extra help with plowing or something that needs species with opposable thumbs, just remove your friendly zombies teeth and add the additional menpower you need. This 13 pcs. tooth extraction set, precision crafted to remove teeth from alveolar bone will help you. Includes 13 High Quality Forceps for both adult and children that dentists around you just can’t do without. Trust me, we at Zentist know what tools are the best to remove teeth fast.
 
Now we are truly ready for bloodsuckers and with the survival kit, you can be sure, you’re in good hands.
 
Manny Kurbonali

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